actualcannibaljakeenglish:

How many tears did The Doctor cry?

A River.

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  • What Eurovision is supposed to be: All the countries putting aside their differences for a peaceful, harmonius and enjoyable night of song, dance and sequins.
  • What Eurovision actually is: 4 POINTS FUCK YOU WE GAVE YOU 12 YOU FUCKING TRAITOR SEE IF WE ACT AS YOUR ALLY IN THE NEXT WORLD WAR YOU JUDAS SCUM

antst00fs:

I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr

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msynergy:

Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk. 

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fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

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mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

  • wasps
  • those stringy things on the banana
  • commercials on youtube

lolsofunny:

So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” 

and all I can think about is

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(Source: nightlockandfoxes)

Welcome To Britain..

internetchild21:

oneerrantcurl:

Where our current Monarch is a Bond Girl..  image

And our future Monarchs are wizards…

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Enjoy your stay.

I’m a bit jealous here, lol. And it’s the first time that I wish,  I would live in a monarchy. *g*

jelious! all we get is some rich black dude who gets angry at everything

(Source: my-royal-obsession)

(Source: colmorgan)

When you were younger and a friend came round

sodamnrelatable:

The awkward first half hour of politeness:

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The next couple of hours:

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When their parents came to collect them:

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“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”

 

YES!!

whovian tropes + wham lines